Well anyway, one day I want a dog, for many reasons, the best being that simply put, dogs rule!
You maybe of the opinion that, no cats rule - and your reasoning is no doubt stepped in some misguided notion that cats are cute.
Maybe like this one
I must admit to the wee thing having an inate charm, who wouldn't. However we all know wee cutie-pie would scratch ya eye out in a second, given half a chance it'd chew your face off without a seconds thought. Then probably cough up a fur ball on the carpet to round things off.
No I am sorry but a photogenic ball of fur doesn't disguise the fact that cats are lazy good for nothings that at best may deam your lap to be a good place to crash, but thats it.
Cats will never play catch or run around really excitedly just because you are there.
Lets look at some facts
Dogs rule, okay.Dogs come when you call them... Cats take a message and get back to you.
Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.
Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire... Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
Dogs will bring your slippers or the evening newspaper... Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon... Cats will take a 3 hour nap.
Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you... Cats have to have their own private box, or will not go at all.
Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you arrive home... Cats will be annoyed that you went out at all.
Dogs will sit, lie down and heel on command... Cats will smirk and walk away.
Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk... Cats will yawn and close their eyes.
Dogs will give you unconditional love forever... Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
One day I'll have me a dog, maybe a Saint Bernard.. one day I will use a spell check too...
not today though
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