The Long & The Short Of It

GeorgeFM
Monday 2-4pm
www.georgefm.co.nz

A lazy day of not noting much about what I played, what can ya do :)

Chris Morris - Club News (Warp)
Gina X - No GDM
DJ Tal - Digital World
Stryker - Riki Don't Loose that number
Simon Beesting - Ready Fpr This
Playgroup - Front 2 Back
Agoria - Sky Is Clear
Filthy Machines - Cash Rules
Mu - Paris Hilton
Argh???? - Doggy Style
Fanatics - Buddy
Pop Will Eat Itself - Def Con One
? - Always Be lovin You
Cass & The Cure - New Forest
Alter Ego - Daktari
Les Jardieners - Funky Daktari
Rub - Snee
Dave Barker & Brett Johnson - Where Are you From
Paul Woolford - Puck Dat

best taken with a line of table tennis glue and a small packet of crisps

The Long & The Short Of It

GeorgeFM
Monday 2-4pm
www.georgefm.co.nz

DJ Aakmael – Luv U Right, (Bumpin City),
Dirty Kicks – Sax & Violence, (Gallery), 2004
Mojo project – In My life, (John Arnold remix), (Love Monk), 2004
Greenskeepers – Lotion, (Classic), 2004
Brett Johnson – Hey baby (GK Striped Down mix), (Igloo), 2005
Untitled Orchestra – She’s Strange, (Icon), 2005
Justin Harris & Stella Attar – (Why Don’t You Move) Closer, (Odori), 2003
The Little Beasties – Digitise Me, (Music For Freaks), 2004
Pnau – Enuffs Enuff (Derrick Carter reedit), (Greenskeepers Music), 2005
DJ Sneak – Funky Rhythm (Fries & Bridges remix), (Robsoul), 2004
Demo Crazy – Rappy Song (Freaks remix), (Honest Jons Records), 2004
Greenskeepers – Go, (Greenskeepers Music), 2004
Lavish Habits – Clap Yo Feetz, (Select), 2005
Soul Mekanik – Get Your Head Stuck On Your Neck (Freakygingeredo mix), (Rip Records), 2004
Lil Mark – Crackiceboompow, (Paranoid Music), 2004
Silver Haze – The Fly in the Machine, (Crack & Speed), 2004
DJ Total M – Blow Da Box, (Peaches), 2005
Mike Dixon – Beatz to Chicago (accapella), (Peaches), 2005
Chicago housing Commission – The Struggle, (CHC), 2004
Magik J – Rollergirl (Maxi & Joshua Collins mix), (NRK), 2005
Zoo Brazil – Acid Shock, (Music For Freaks), 2004

best served with a long tall tui, agood dose of mondayitis whilst frolicking in the bath

Taking care of your Woman for Dummies book

Taking care of your Woman for Dummies book

Chapter 17 (keeping your woman), subsection 13, page 1276 also chapter 35 (making your like easier), subsection 5, page 2351

"Valintines Day Gifts

It’s that time of the year again – when lovebirds express their feelings and keep their love burning bright.

For many, this means visits to florists and chocolate shops to get gifts for that special someone, to make Valentine’s Day today an unforgettable experience.

1. Flowers,
a safe and traditional bet. Stick with roses and you can't go wrong. Buy from a florist, those roses from your neighbours garden won't do
2. Chocolates,
again a safe bet, although be wary of this gift if your loved one suffers from body image problems (see Chapter 97, your girl and weight)
3. Jewellery and cosmetics,
You can't go wrong with Jewellery (unless it was found in a christmas cracker). Remember diamonds are a girls best friend, plastic is not. If buying perfume make sure its a brand and fragrence your loved one likes. To make the wrong choice here could end in tears

Warning - don't buy soft toys, be a man

The Long & The Short Of It

GeorgeFM
Monday 2-4pm
www.georgefm.co.nz

Nick Cave – Do You love Me, (Mute), 1998
Belle & Sebastian – Step Into my Office Baby, (Rough Trade) 2003
10 City – That’s The Way love Is, (Ibandan),
Touch – Love Hangover, (Dimitri From Paris reedit), (BBE), 2000
Risco Connection – Ain’t no Stopping Us Now, (Nuphonic), 2001
? - A Return to Traditional Moral Values, (Copasetic Edit), (Soultrust) 2005
Damn – Gingold’s Jackpot, (Raw Fusion), 2002
Eva B feat Joe Dukie & Sugar B – Eve’s Time Tonight, (Best Seven), 2004
Louie Austin – Amore (I Love You), (Kitty Yo), 2001
Gwen Jay Allen – I Love You Babe, (Atlantic Jaxx), 2000
Giusy Consori – This Is Not A Love Song, (Sound Division), 2004
Donna Summer – I Feel Love, (Caipirinha Music), 1998
Bis – Love Will Tear Us Apart, (OSC), 2001
Depeche Mode – Loved (DT remix), (white)
Dino Lenny vs Housemartins – Change The World, (White)
Reactor Music – Happiness (CDR), 2004
Stacy Kidd & Melvin Meeks – Let Love Enter, (Om), 2004
Mateo & Matos – Don’t Ever Stop Lovin’, (Glasgow Underground), 1999

best taken with the wings of a downed cupid in a tall glass with ya nearest and dearest habouring thoughts of punching a florist in the face

music is love

The Long & The Short Of It

GeorgeFM
Monday 2-4pm
www.georgefm.co.nz

Jimmy Castor Bunch – Troglodyte (Caveman), (BMG), 1971
Patrice Rushen – Number One (long version), (Warners), 1982
Black Magic – Welcome to the Club (original album version), (Strut) ?
Crown Heights Affair – Dreaming A Dream, (Vapour Music), 2001
Chi-Lites – My First Mistake (Danny Krivit Re-Edit), (Strut), ?
Elton John – Are You Ready For Love (Freeform Reform), (Southern Fried), 2003
Bent – Magic Love (Ashley Beedle’s Black Magic Vocal Mix), (Sport), 2003
DJ ‘Houz’ Mon feat Cei Bei – I Can’t Turn Around (Chicago Vocal Mix), (Bumpin City), ?
Dalvanius Prime & the Patea Maori Club – Poi E, (Maui), 1983
Fred Dagg – We Don’t Know How Lucky We Are, (EMI), 1975
Eric B & Rakim – Paid In Full (Seven Minutes Of Madness the Coldcut remix), (Island), 1987
Maurice Fulton – My Gigolo (Instrumental), (Transfusion), 2001
Peaches – My Name is, (Peaches),
X Press 2 feat Lo-Pro – Hip Housin’ (Vocal mix), (JBO), 1994
Reverend Bloo – Knee Deep, (Oh Vicar),
DJ Banjo From Japan – The Drunks Present, (Shhhhhhhh),
Reverend Bloo – Mona Lisa, (Peaches),
KC Flight vs Funky Junction – Voices, (Alternative Route),
Funk D’Void – Diabla (The Hacker Mix), (Soma), 2001

best taken with a large dose of patriotic pride, a small dose of humour and a Daktari Home Lobotomy kit (patent pending)